We all know Chuck Norris from the famous TV series Taxis Ranger for even before that ….  I don’t why but it influenced people to come up with sarcastic jokes about him, that became a trend on the internet. It seems i was sleeping under a rock coz i just got to know about them and they actually started back in the 1990′s :/

Although i’m so late to know about these joke they are still funny to check out, i’ll give you my favorite top 10 in random order:

(1) “Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake…….. After three days of pain and agony ………………the rattle snake died”

(2) “When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris”

(3) “Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories”

(4) “Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning’

(5) “Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience”

(6) “Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice”

(7) “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door”

(8) “Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together”

(9) “Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets….the first bullet was a warning shot”

(10) “Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret”

Bounce “When Chuck Norris goes to McDonald’s and orders a double whipper …… he get’s a double whipper”

 

Thank you M3osherjw dewaniya for the new i just came out of my cave

Update: One of our readers Alex has emailed us a link for some more Chuck Norris funnies check it out

http://www.direct2tv.com/chuck-norris-turns-73.html

Thanks Alex   

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